|Written by Administrator|
|Sunday, 06 September 2009 16:01|
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with
lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.
'Would you like a
cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress.
'No, thanks,' said the
girl, 'I'm on a diet !'
- How do you make a hot dog stand?
- What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
- The blank tape
- Christmas flavor
- a dyslexic man walks into a...
- What occurs twice in a lifetime...
- How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
- A dilemma
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...